Drink
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—HOUSE COCKTAILS—
—PUNCH—
(ask your bartender for today’s potion)
$11
—HIBISCUS PALOMA—
hibiscus-infused mezcal + tequila + lime + grapefruit soda + black lava salt
$15
—DROPS OF JUPITER—
earl grey-infused bourbon + ginger honey + angostura amaro + smoked orange peel mist
$15
— THE GHOST OF PALOMINO —
pomegranate & sage-infused tequila + xila + cava reduction + ghost pepper tincture + lemon + grapefruit + ube and sugar rim
$15
— ASCENSION —
strawberry & toasted coconut-infused repo tequila + amer + px sherry + chambéryzette
$14
— THE AMULET —
something to behold with reverence / spirit-driven, complex, rare
peanut butter fat-washed gin + lemongrass-lime leaf cordial + thai basil tincture oil + pandan
$15
—REPO ESPRESSO MARTINI—
espolon reposado + cinnamon + cold brew + licor 43 + aquafaba
$16
—CONSPIRACY THEORIES—
Cultural lore, like a twisted game of telephone, shape-shifts around shared narratives built upon fact, fiction, or a kernel of truth. To wonder is to stretch the mind beyond its current understanding of reality, entertaining the possibility that things may not be quite as they seem. Perhaps reality itself leans more heavily on the absurd than we'd like to admit, while our minds smooth over the inconsistencies and settle us into a version of the story that's easier to digest. Our Conspiracy Theory cocktail menu presents a collection of curious tales, suspicious patterns, and questionable conclusions. For fun! For fiction!! Maybe a loose thread worth pulling.
— BIRDS AREN’T REAL —
ever feel like our feathered friends know a little too much?
pasilla & poblano pepper tequila + grapefruit & watermelon oleo + pamplemousse + inferno rosso
$17
— CHEMTRAILS —
ever wondered what those white streaks in the sky really are?
black peppercorn & courgette gin + 1814 aperitivo + xila + blueberry + coconut + lemon + aquafaba + cranberry bitters
$17
— MOON LANDING HOAX —
did humanity really land on the moon?
thai tea rum + mango-coconut falernum + ginger + tattersall amaro + coffee liqueur + cry curaçao + lime meringue foam
$17
— ANUNNAKI —
what if humanity’s origins aren’t entirely human?
tortilla-infused mezcal + tamarind + piloncillo + corn + lime + pineapple air
$17
— BERMUDA TRIANGLE —
what really happens inside the bermuda triangle?
white rum + ron agricola + watermelon + fennel bulb + lime + peychaud’s
$17
— FLAT EARTH —
is the earth really a globe, or a vast flat plane?
pink peppercorn vodka + aquavit + chareau + centerbe + aloe agave + cucumber + lime + eucalyptus
$17
— 27 CLUB —
(non-alcoholic)
what is the true cost of fame and fortune?
NA tequila + cilantro-infused NA sauv blanc + pear & lime oleo + orange bitters + lime + mint & lemon oil
$14
— THE TITANIC —
did the titanic sink by chance, or by design?
lemon peel-infused brandy + apricot brandy + pistachio orgeat + lemon + milk clarification + raspberry-pistachio ice
$17
— DEAD INTERNET —
how much of the internet is actually human?
bourbon + blended scotch + cocchi di torino + raspberry-balsamic shrub + angostura + grapefruit oil
$17
— ILLUMINATI —
does a secret society influence world events from the shadows?
green apple & jasmine vodka + palo santo gin + blanc vermouth + soka + lemon oil
$17
—Non-Alcoholic—
—COCKTAILS—
*add the spirit of your choice for an additional charge*
— THE MIDNIGHT IDOL —
non-alcoholic
verjus + fig & chamomile syrup + thyme + coconut milk + lime + aquafaba + tonic
$14
— RESURRECTION —
non-alcoholic
NA gin + jasmine + blue spirulina + coconut + lemon + iris water + aquafaba + orange bitters
$14
— LEMUR’S TALE —
non-alcoholic
NA tequila + guava + baobab-lychee syrup + lime + aquafaba
$14
— SHADOWS IN THE GARDEN —
non-alcoholic
lyre’s orange apéritif + tomato-cucumber water + rosemary + indian tonic + celery bitters
$14
— 27 CLUB —
non-alcoholic
NA tequila + cilantro-infused NA sauv blanc + pear & lime oleo + orange bitters + lime + mint & lemon oil
$14
—draft beer—
—SLICE OF SUN—
cider - woodchuck brewing - 16oz - 5%
$8
—KING CRISPY—
pilsner - 160z - 4.8%%
$7
—EARLY OUT—
west coast ipa - neon desert brewing - 160z - 6.8%
$8
— BACK in da HAZE—
hazy ipa - melvin brewery - 16 oz - 6.4%
$7
—BAVARIAN HEFE—
hefe - drakes brewing - 16 oz - 4.8%
$8
—VICIOUS CRUSH—
sour - KCBC brewing - 120z - 5.2%
$9
—BIG DAM BROWN ALE—
brown ale - tenaya creek brewing - 16oz - 5.6%
$7
—Bottle and can beer—
—AMERICAN LAGER—
montucky cold snack - 16oz can - 4.2%
$7
—LIGHT LAGER—
coors light - 12oz bottle - 4.2%
$5
—MEXICAN LAGER—
pacifico - 12oz - 4.5%
$6
—CZECH PILSNER—
pilsner urquell - 11.2oz bottle - 4.4%
$6
—RAINBOW SHERBET—
sour ale - prairie - 12oz can - 5.2%
$8
—NON-ALCOHOLIC BEER—
—N/A LAGER—
coors - 12oz bottle
$5
—N/A GOLDEN ALE—
athletic - 12oz can
$7
—N/A HAZY IPA—
athletic - 12oz can
$7
—N/A IPA—
athletic - 12oz can
$7
—N/A GRAPEFRUIT ALE—
clausthaler - 12oz can
$6
—Wine—
—LA CREMA CHARDONNAY—
$10/glass - $38/bottle
—JUGGERNAUGHT SAUVIGNON BLANC—
$9/glass - $32/bottle
—GUENOC CABERNET SAUVIGNON—
$9/glass - $32/bottle
—THREE LEGGED DOG RED BLEND—
$10/glass - $38/bottle
—POEMA CAVA—
$9/glass - $34/bottle
—POEMA SPARKLING ROSÉ—
$9/glass - $34/bottle
—spirits—
—BOURBON—
angel’s envy $16
barber lee heirloom bourbon $14
basil hayden $13
blanton’s $17
booker’s $20
breckenridge $16
buffalo trace $12
bulleit $14
four roses $10
four roses single barrel $14
highwest bourbon $12
knob creek $17
maker’s mark $11
russell’s reserve $15
whistle pig piggyback bourbon 6yr $12
Whistle pig 10yr $16
wilderness $14
Wild turkey $11
Wild turkey 101 $12
woodford reserve $17
—RYE—
black market rye $10
bulleit $14
dickel $10
dickel sour mash $11
highwest double rye $12
knob creek $17
old overholt $9
rittenhouse $13
sazerac $11
whistlepig piggyback 6yr $12
wilderness $17
willett $17
— JAPANESE—
ichiro’s malt $38
kikori $17
mars iwai $15
nikka coffey grain $16
nikka straight barrel $18
toki $15
—IRISH—
bushmills $9
greenspot single pot still $15
jameson $12
redbreast 12yr single pot still $16
tullamore dew $9
—SCOTCH—
balvenie double wood 12yr $16
bank note $8
bowmore 15yr $21
dewar’s white label $9
dalwhinnie 15yr $16
glenlivet 12yr $16
glenfiddich 14yr $15
glenfiddich 15yr $16
glenmorangie 10yr $12
glenmorangie 12yr $14
great king $15
johnnie walker red $9
johnnie walker black $11
lagavulin 16yr $22
laphroaig $16
maccallan 12yr $19
monkey shoulder $12
oban 14yr $22
springbank 15yr $29
—OTHER WHISKEY—
brenne $15
canadian club $9
crown royal $13
jack daniels $10
westland sherry wood $15
—COGNAC, ARMAGNAC & BRANDY—
barber lee apple brandy $11
larressingle armagnac vsop $14
courvoisier vs $10
hennessy vs $13
hine vsop $15
laird’s old apple brandy $12
laird’s blended applejack $9
korbel $8
presidente $9
singani63 $9
—TEQUILA—
casamigos blanco $16
casamigos reposado $17
el destilador blanco $8
espolón blanco $10
espolón reposado $13
fortaleza blanco $13
fortaleza reposado $17
herradura blanco $11
herradura reposado $13
lokita blanco $15
lokita reposado $16
patron silver $18
riazul plata $12
riazul reposado $13
riazul añejo $14
siete leguas blanco $14
siete leguas reposado $15
siete leguas añejo $16
tequila ocho plata $12
tequila ocho reposado $14
—MEZCAL—
alipus san luis $16
alipus san andres $12
bosscal joven $12
bosscal damiana $14
bozal pechuga $17
del maguey vida $14
el jorgorio pechuga $27
el silencio espadín $10
el silencio ensemble $16
ilegal joven $12
ilegal reposado $16
ilegal añejo $21
los nahuales $17
mestizo reposado $17
rayu $9
tepua bacanora $14
xicaru $10
yuu baal pechuga $22
yuu baal joven $10
—GIN—
apostoles mate $10
archipelago $15
aviation $12
beefeater $10
bols genever $13
botanist $14
brokers $9
brooklyn $16
bombay sapphire $10
bulldog $10
condesa $14
Condesa prickly pear $14
ford’s $10
gray whale $11
hayman’s old tom $10
hendrick’s $11
monkey 47 $14
nolet’s $17
plymouth $13
tanqueray $11
gunpowder $13
sweet gwendolin $14
—VODKA—
360 organic citrus $10
360 organic vanilla $10
belvedere $11
chopin $12
grey goose $12
hangar 1 $13
las vegas $11
hera the dog $9
ketel one $13
svedka $9
tito’s $11
hendry’s $9
St. George chili $10
—RUM—
appleton 8 yr $10
boukman botanical $18
bacardi 8yr $10
banks 5 island $10
banks 7 $10
blackpool spiced $9
blind burro $9
clément agricole blanc $9
clément agricole VSOP $13
coruba dark $9
diplomatico planas $9
diplomatico reserve $22
don q $9
flor de cana 4yr $13
the funk $12
goslings $9
kiyomi $13
lemon hart 151 $10
plantation 3 star $10
plantation original dark $9
plantation pineapple $10
pusser’s $9
sailor jerry $9
smith & cross $10
worthy park $13
wray & nephew $12
—CACHAÇA—
avua cachaça amburana $17
avua cachaça prata $11
germana cachaça $12
novo fogo gold cachaça $10
novo fogo silver cachaça $9
—AMARI—
angostura $9
averna $12
branca menta $9
branca fernet $9
braulio $14
cardamaro $9
ciociaro $9
cynar $9
cynar 70 $10
montenegro $9
nonino $12
ramazzotti $9
sfumato rabarbaro $12
throwback fernet $9
underberg $7
xila $14
—ABSINTHE (all $16)—
butterfly
clandestine
kübler
la fée
leopold bros
pernod
st George
—OTHER SPIRITS—
campari $14
batavia arrack $10
chartreuse (green) $20
chartreuse (yellow) $18
genepy $9
krogstad aquavit $10
linie aquavit $10
macchu pisco $9
midori $11
ricard $10
la higuera sotol $11
